Reality check... The Internet.

Lets pretend that the "Internet" is a person. This is what we would all say to her... or him...

LOOK.

I just want to look at my Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, etc.. without you fucking everything up. HELLO!!??? ARE YOU EVEN ON!!

BITCH. 

Why are you so slow ALL the time? We can go to the moon and the depths of the ocean but we can't have internet that works!???? Why aren't you doing your job!

Here's how it goes, I'll just tell you, bitch.



So, I go to log onto my computer to do some very important work for my job. First of course I look at my Facebook to relieve the wonder of what other people are doing even though I don't give a shit. But I look anyway and usually INTERNET you are fine and everything works out. Then I go to log into my website or some system that I need for work... BAM CRASH DING ZIP TITS FUCK!!!!!

*screaming*

I now can't do anything because the screen is still loading and then freezes and I can't even get out of that without force quitting and you ask me THAT STUPID FUCKING QUESTION about "do I want to send or ignore??" I always ignore but you don't have the decency to put a check box for "never ask this again."

Why can't you just work all the time and be nice and fast? Why can't you be free everywhere? Why can't I figure out how to fucking update my software? Why can't this just be easy.

I hate you internet and I love you. 
Don't even get me started about cell phone service.


Hey guys! I've switched to posting blogs/newsletters every 2 weeks. :] Give me an idea for a reality check for next time!! 

check out my fresh website! Kimberlyjarestphotography.com 
Want to talk photography? Email me: kimberlyannphotography291@gmail.com 

xoxo
Kimberly 

Rainy Morning

It's nice to wake up some mornings and see rain. I feel like it gives us all something in common for that day. "Well I guess we just relax today and do things inside." If your working then it makes it okay to be inside all day or traveling in a car. You feel like your not missing out. 

Rain also makes the day slow down a bit. They way we move and get things done sea a bit slower then if it was a nice sunny day. 

Then is the sound of rain. The soft drops hitting the roof and grass. The smell of the earth being wet. The flowers bursting with color from their little drink! It's chilly but not cold enough to cause a feeling of winter. 

Enjoy the rain of you can and left that up of coffee this morning be lava! Happy raining! 

Keepsake Event Scrapbooking by Lynne!

Alright everyone I'm taking a step! Well, more like an addition or connection...? I'm not sure what you would call it... BUT I'm now connected with Keepsake Event Scrapbooking by Lynne! 

Okay so before you click on the link let me tell you a little bit about it! I've been wanting to give me clients MORE, a lot more then just beautiful photographs. Granted I LOVE doing that and won't ever stop unless I'm burned by a flying burning rock or something. But, this isn't something that I do. It's someone/something that I'm connected with. That means that once you and I are done with our special time you can then move onto Lynne for your handmade scrapbook!

Yes, they are all handmade by her! All 24-40 pages of them! You get to give her all the themes and options you want! There will be more colors for the albums coming soon! 

I'm very excited about this because it means that I'm progressing that I'm giving my clients the best of the best. I want them to have the high quality photographs and why not also have a unique way of displaying and keeping all those photographs!!?? So take a little peek at my website for more info and on her new Facebook page!