Reality check... The Internet.

Lets pretend that the "Internet" is a person. This is what we would all say to her... or him...

LOOK.

I just want to look at my Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, etc.. without you fucking everything up. HELLO!!??? ARE YOU EVEN ON!!

BITCH. 

Why are you so slow ALL the time? We can go to the moon and the depths of the ocean but we can't have internet that works!???? Why aren't you doing your job!

Here's how it goes, I'll just tell you, bitch.



So, I go to log onto my computer to do some very important work for my job. First of course I look at my Facebook to relieve the wonder of what other people are doing even though I don't give a shit. But I look anyway and usually INTERNET you are fine and everything works out. Then I go to log into my website or some system that I need for work... BAM CRASH DING ZIP TITS FUCK!!!!!

*screaming*

I now can't do anything because the screen is still loading and then freezes and I can't even get out of that without force quitting and you ask me THAT STUPID FUCKING QUESTION about "do I want to send or ignore??" I always ignore but you don't have the decency to put a check box for "never ask this again."

Why can't you just work all the time and be nice and fast? Why can't you be free everywhere? Why can't I figure out how to fucking update my software? Why can't this just be easy.

I hate you internet and I love you. 
Don't even get me started about cell phone service.


Hey guys! I've switched to posting blogs/newsletters every 2 weeks. :] Give me an idea for a reality check for next time!! 

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xoxo
Kimberly